Amid terrorism warnings across Europe, Amare Stoudemire promised to have fun while the Knicks spend the next few days in Paris as part of their preseason tour. "We know where to go and the places to visit and again, you have to cherish the moment because it's not often you get a chance to play an NBA game in Paris," Stoudemire said. That's fine, Amare, enjoy yourself. Paris is a wonderful city, full of art, culture, and history. Check out the Eiffel Tower, Napolean's Tomb, and, of course, the Louvre. Make sure to partake in world class shopping along the Champs-Elysees, and enjoy an espresso at one of the Montmartre district's finest cafes. Take a ride along the River Sennes, and get a snapshot of yourself in front of Notre Dame. Just remember that pesky suicide bombers have a special knack for targeting surgically repaired knees worth $100 million. They're uncanny.
Just in case you didn't catch the strong whiff of sarcasm, don't get yourself fucking killed, Amare.
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