I am a Knicks fan. I would not have a blog entitled Knickerbocker Nation if I did not think that America would have a better reputation around the world if they would just stop pussyfooting around and change the name of the country from The United States of America to The United States of Patrick Ewing. I, like many Knick fans, have suffered untold sleepless nights haunted by visions of Isaiah Thomas and Scott Layden standing over Willis Reed’s bloodied and beaten body holding billy clubs labeled “Alan Houston’s Contract” and “Eddy Curry’s whole life.” Obviously as a Knicks fan I want them to do anything they can do to win a championship before I die, but in the constant pursuit of Lebron I’ve started to have doubts as to whether or not the King is what I really want. Let me explain.
Lebron James is arguably the best basketball player in the world. He’s won back-to-back MVPs, has been a finals runner-up, and a fantasy league stud since his rookie year. Bottom line: Lebon James is a great-fuckin-ball player, and anyone who says they don’t want them on their team needs to have their head examined. I’m not saying I don’t want Lebron James to be wearing the Blue and Orange this fall, but all I’m saying is there are some (sort of) compelling cases against him.
1. The 2008 Celtics Argument.
I am a fan of certain players in the NBA. I love watching the Spurs, because I can’t help myself; I love the Big Fundamental. As much as I hate the Celtics, I love Rasheed Wallace. I love seeing Gilbert Arenas do just about anything. I love some individual players on other teams, but as it should be: the team always comes first. Emotional connections to the team will always overrule connections to a player, which is why as much as I love all those players I mentioned, they will never hold a place in my heart next to the likes of John Starks, Patrick Ewing, or Charles Oakley. These guys all spent time on other franchises but no one in their right mind would call them anything other than New York Knicks. They were bread by the Knicks and they look weird in anything other than Blue and Orange, which brings me to the 2008 Celtics argument.
I’ve always complained about Baseball, (for many reasons but) specifically the fact that because of the lack of a salary cap, big market teams simply go out and buy players. That’s fine. Those teams use their resources as best they can to build a winner, but how much of an emotional connection do Yankees fans have to Johnny Damon? It’s an inherent problem with free agents in general, they are essentially mercenaries, and mercenaries will never be as lovable as home bread players. In the summer of 2007 the Celtics completely remade their team. Trades brought Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett. Free agent signings brought in everybody else. Out of the fifteen roster spots on an NBA team only six were filled by returning players in 2008. At the start of the 2007-2008 season nine out of fifteen players were brand spankin new. Sixty percent of the Celtics were new faces. As much as I’m sure Boston fans loved seeing them hoist the trophy at the end of the finals, apart from Paul Pierce, how emotionally connected were they to those players?
I would love Lebron to come to NYC, and if he does come, along with a Bosh or a Boozer and they go far into the playoffs I will be more happy than I’ve been since June of 1999, but it won’t feel the same. I’ll feel kind of dirty like I just went out and paid for a hooker. In 1999 I felt like I had drafted a hooker in 1985 and she was finally giving me that blow job she’d been promising me (of course she’d leave me with blue balls, but that’s another story). What I’m saying is this, I would love to have Lebron come in and save New York basketball, but even if he comes in and wins a title right away, he’s gonna have to earn the label of greatest Knick of all time, because the Captain’s shadow isn’t going anywhere. (Lebron’s elbow? Pah-leeeese! Reed took Wilt Chamberlin out of the game on a broken foot!)
2. The Villain Argument
Cleveland… oh Cleveland. This video can sum it up way better than I ever could. The thing is I, like most people, just feel bad for Cleveland. At least other dying industrial cities have some bright spots. Detroit can look back on history. They have the bad boys, the 2004 finals upset, Motown, Eminem. Cleveland has…Drew Carey? Their history is filled with depressing sports collapses, Michael Jordan miracle shots, Brad Daugherty’s back, and the fact that it’s fucking Cleveland.
All that said, I’m just not sure I’m ready for New York to be vilified in the media once again. It would simply be a BS story about how the big bad city shat on the sad pathetic people of Cleveland and yet again destroyed their only hope of having a reason not to kill themselves. Wherever Lebron goes is going to be the enemy of the state of Ohio for years to come, and if it’s New York the media will pay no attention to the scores of Knicks fans that have been in pain since 1973. New York is supposed to be a basketball mecca, yet it can’t seem to put a winning team together. We’ve spent enough time being the doormat of the NBA, I don’t want us to spend the next ten years being the villain.
3. The Winner Argument
This argument is a weak one so I won’t spend too much time on it. Many people stated questioning Lebron’s competitive spirit after these playoffs. I’ve heard commentators call him the second coming of Dominique Wilkins. Bill Simmons said that Lebron is more like Dr. J than Jordan or Magic. They say maybe he just isn’t a “winner” like Jordan, Magic, Bird, or Kobe. This argument seems like it might be true considering how Lebron’s playoff trips have turned out the last few years. But all you have to do to debunk this argument is to look at his supporting cast. When Lebron is not carrying his team single handedly who can pick it up? Mo Williams? I don’t think so. The Cavs have no one else. Jamison is a classic big numbers on a bad team guy. Shaq and Big Z are clinically diseased. Varejao can’t shoot. Lebron’s team sucks. The 2004-2005 Lakers had a comparable team. Kobe had two “all-star” talents in Caron Butler and Lamar Odom, a bunch of role players, and over the hill vets just like Lebron. They won 34 games and missed the playoffs altogether. Lebron just needs to find his Pippin. Kobe has found his. Once Lebron joins forces with a real second banana, this stupid argument will die.
Conclusion: After all is said and done I will still gladly fight any member of the Cleveland City Hall in a thunderdome two-men-enter-one-man-leaves cage fight to the death for the right to have Lebron on the Knicks.
The Knicks of 2010-11:
C- Earl Barron
F- Chris Bosh
F- Lebron James
G – Ray Allen (mid-level exception)
G – Tony Douglas
Bench: Danilo Gallinari, Wilson Chandler, Bill Walker
This may not be a championship contender, but it’s a damn good start, and once Eddy Curry’s contract comes of the books in 2011 we’ll be able to fill this team out with the Horace Grant/Derek Fisher/Robert Horry players that LBJ has never had, and then everyone can shut the door on Isaiah Thomas forever, and all the posers who live in Middle America, but are still Yankees fans can start buying Knicks gear and making it all the more inevitable that the Knicks stop caring about luxury tax altogether and Chirs Paul, Lebron James, and Chirs Bosh all play in NYC in 2013.